Saturday, September 19, 2009

ZOMG! Lots of Zombies!

So you're minding your business one day, and suddenly you're confronted with Zombies. Lots of zombies. You're mobbed by them.

You need one of these:



Interestingly, the BATFEieio doesn't consider it an automatic weapon, but rather a "destructive device". Those tungsten 12 gauge shells will shoot through a brick wall. a hundred of them - fired on full automatic - will shoot a brick building down.

Don't think I want one - and don't think I'd want the hassle of the licensing process - but this looks like it'd do the trick against a mob of zombies.

7 comments:

  1. I just Love you man!

    That's on the Chronicles Christmas list for sure. Yes there is no denying that it is a weapon of war, but better safe than sorry!

    Best regards,
    Albert
    The Rasch Outdoor Chronicles
    National Hunting and Fishing Day

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  2. I dunno, I've been playing the zombie levels on Call of Duty, and there really is nothing like the Thompson and a belt fed .50 cal. to hold off the rushing waves of undead. Head shots seem to help preserve ammo, but finding a place that they have to attack from the front is critical. The only shotguns in the game are a coach gun and a pump, neither one gets it done, you can't fire and reload fast enough.

    Of course, a drum fed 100 round automatic shogun might be just the ticket....

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  3. Frag 12... finned stabilized warhead... detonates on impact...

    Is it wrong to be aroused by ammunition?

    Just asking ;)

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  4. When you absolutely, positively have to kill everyone in the room, accept no substitutes!

    Jim

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  5. 20 rounds of Dragon's Breath...

    I may need to go lie down.

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