A Proposal that would increase US domestic security effectiveness

Ladies and Gentlemen of the press, this is your moment. An anxious nation looks to you in its hour of need. You hold in your hands the ability to instill a clue in the Secretary of Homeland Security (well, a little one, any way).

All you need to do is ask this at the next White House press conference:

What specific security benefit does the Department of Homeland Security expect to get from video cameras on the urinals in the Houston airport?

Whatever the immediate answer is, this particular piece of Security Kabuki will join its creator, now the Deputy Assistant Undersecretary of Paperclips, in his new office in Wichita Falls.

P.S. No, I'm not making this up. Click through for details (and pictures).