Thursday, May 7, 2009

I love gooooooold

Goldmember: Mr. President, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Sarah Palin's fahza.
Obama: Her what?
Hillary Clinton: Her fahza, Mr. President.
Obama: Her farger? What's a farger?
Goldmember: Her fahza. You know, the fahza.
Obama: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?
Goldmember: Fahza, her dad, dad is fahza.
Obama: Oh, her dad. Her *fa-ther*
Those sneaky Dutch, taking our gold tax money. Glad to see that we're restoring our relations with Europe.

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