Don't fly if you have the flu

Really. Chris Brunner catches the DHS secret plan (cunningly hidden on their web site, under Press Releases):

Anyone exhibiting symptoms is being referred to an isolation room where they can be evaluated by a public health official before proceeding to their destruction.

His emphasis. They've changed the site to disappear this plan, but they can't fool me. I mean, if you can't trust a Presser, what can you trust?

And the obligatory reference to you are on the way to destruction:



And lastly, the coolest government overreaction ever, to some students who put up a bunch of All Your Base Are Belong To Us signs: arrest them.

Sturgis Police Chief Eugene Alli says the signs could be, "a borderline terrorist threat depending on what someone interprets it to mean."

Terrorists. Good thing they didn't also have the flu.