Monday, April 13, 2009

1 Adam 12! Suspect has a ... steering wheel lock

Requesting backup. Please send someone with a clue:
A YOUNG driver has demanded an apology from police after being arrested and handcuffed because an officer believed his steering wheel lock was a gun.
But I'm sure that Brisbane's finest have a logical explanation. Like this:
"As the officer walked away he said 'get a new steering wheel lock, it looks like a bloody gun'," he said.
A fully-automatic, high-capacity magazine, assault steering wheel lock. With a bayonet lug. Or something:

Young Mr. Hastings sums up the situation with a generous helping of understatement:
"An apology would've been nice. He could've said 'sorry mate but we have to take extreme precautions'. It doesn't leave you with a very good impression."
"Good impression"? Boy, howdy.

Under the assumption that the Oz police are more than one step up the evolutionary ladder from Soylent, here's a quick guide for Police Constable Plod:

Gun:


Not a Gun:


Gun:


Not a gun:
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4 comments:

  1. Must have missed out on brain surgeon school and went into police work instead.

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  2. Although I'm generally supportive of the police, this is beyond stupid.

    I have to wonder if the constable had to go and change his panties after his encounter with the dangerous steering wheel lock.

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  3. That pistol looks like my Ruger...

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  4. Burt, why yes it is. And a very nice one indeed. ;-)

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