Common Sense Food Control

The Massachusetts Government is taking courageous, far-sighted action to stop the epidemic of gun violence obesity in the state. The following manefesto shows what our overlords HopenChange leaders have in mind:

1. The NRA's Fast Food Industry's agenda is wrong.
2. An increased public presence of concealed weapons Pig Candy is dangerous.
   
3. The Second Amendment Declaration of Independence does not refer to a private individual right to own firearms the pursuit of happiness.
   
4. More laws should be enacted to prevent trafficking and prohibited purchases of weapons Twinkies, and police should be given the tools they need to prevent both.
5. The assault weapons Trans-Fat ban should be re-enacted.
6. An American glorification of guns Fast Food fuels an embarrassing and destructive culture of violence us getting laughed at by Euro-snobs.

First they came for the cigarettes, but I was trying to cut back on the smokes, anyway. Then they came for the Evil Black Rifles, but I'm a hunter, or something. Now they're after my Cheeseburger. Come the Revolution, you'll shut up and eat your damn arugula.

Damn, I'm hungry.

Hat tip: Michael Graham.