How to be an uber hacker

Click here.

But only if you are:

• Abusive, profane, or irrelevant.
• An employee of the U.S. Government.
• Your middle name is "Ralph".
• You're not super nice.
• You've visited Alaska.
  

Remember, these guys are lawyers, and hacking is a felony. You've been warned.

Great example of how the Fed.Gov is just about incapable of promulgating and enforcing rational computer security laws. Or incapable of preventing irrational abuse of same. Or both.