Teh Funny (killing bunnies version)

Scene Chez Borepatch: I'm relaxing in front of Blogger, basking in the glow of vaction. Number 2 son comes in from outside, all sweaty-like.

#2 Son: Hi dad. I just rode my bike!

Me: Well done, you! Where'd you go?

#2 Son: Around the pond. I saw a rabbit!

Me: Yum, rabbit!

#2 Son: Yeah! And I didn't have a gun! No dinner for you!

Me: (looks for towel to wipe off computer monitor)

Now where on earth would he have got a sense of humor like that?