Internet Security and Firearms. Either way, helping you keep your muzzle clean. No extra charge.
Not to mention that you can get a beer with your Big Mac at most McDonald's there.
I know a few really good German restaurants, but they're all in Canada. I don't think any of them serve a schnitzel that big though. (I'd be typing this from a hospital bed if they did.)
Fredericksburg, Texas is closer.
I've owned cars smaller than that schnitzel.
"Essen Sie diese schnitzel!""Nein! Ich glaube Schnitzel nicht!""Wir haben weg zu dich schnitzel essen gemachen!" *cruel german laughter* "NEIN! NEIN!!!"
Goober, that's classic.
Danke schoen Herr Ein Leser. Ich werde hier alles nacht sein.Be sure to tip your beerwench.
We can always go to Goodsens w/ KX59 and Belle- their CFS would rival any schnitzel I saw in Berlin, Klon or Munich...(Even more better would be the Cowtown Diner in Ft. Worth. Bacon wrapped, battered, deep-fried deviled eggs.)
Goober Die Interneten that you have gewon will be coming to you via 2nd day air ...But I must say that The Big Guy and I had monster chicken fried steak in Waco. It was awesome (the steaks and the meet up). Beer wenches would have made it a Black Hole of Awesome and you never would have seen us (or Waco) again.
Would've been a good way to go, though. A chicken -fried steak and beerwench event horizon would be worth being reduced to ones requisite subatomic particles just to experience it once.
Schnitzel. Chicken Fried Steak. Beer. Guns.Oh, and lots of beautiful women, many of whom are armed and capable.God Bless Texas.
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