Mrs. Borepatch: That cat is evil.Don't know where he got that sense of humor.
#2 Son: Feed me and you can keep your chair.
Me: Nice upholstery you got here. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.
#2 Son: Cats: the mafia of the animal kingdom.
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Overheard in Camp Borepatch
We were eating dinner last night (thick cut pork chops, grilled and seasoned with salt and pepper; simples) when Crash the Wondercat started clawing at one of the lovely and likes to decorate Mrs. Borepatch's upholstered dining room chairs.