NSAFlix* brings it:
Everyone's getting it**, so come on down! They've already got your credit card number!
* I can neither confirm nor deny the fact that the NSAFlix pitchman looks exactly like an NSA cryptomathemetician who cam to my wedding (and whose wedding I went to). Exactly? I can neither confirm nor deny, and srlsy, don't ask me about his suit ...
** Except for Bob***. Stupid old Bob.
*** Err, and me.
Via American Digest. They know his credit card number, too.