#1 Son: Hey Dad, you know how Mitt Romney spent $800 Million running for President and he's not President?
Me: Uh huh.
#1 Son: And you know how you and I each spent $0 running for President and we're not President?
#1 Son: So who's the better businessmen?
Me: LOL. Hey, Gary Johnson only got 1% of the vote.
#1 Son: Dang! Hey, we're the 1%!
The snark is strong with that one.