Me: How's the coffee doing?
Mrs. Borepatch: It's brewing.
Me: What????!
Mrs. Borepatch: I said it's brewing. What did you think I said?
Me: I thought you said it was ruined.
Mrs. Borepatch: You need to get your hearing checked.
Me: They'd just tell me I can't hear anything.
Mrs. Borepatch: You'd never listen to them, anyway.
Heh.
5 comments:
At least your wife knows what 'brewing' means. If I said that,my wife would look at me like a dog hearing a strange noise. People who hear us speaking her version of pidgen english would be lost .
Classic.
My wife believed for years that my inability to hear her when she spoke was because I worked around computers with noisy fans.
BTDT!!! Too many guns, too many jet engines!
What?
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