Whine, whine, whine about blogger burnout. Complain, complain, complain that you're "feeling stale". Tell everyone how hard it is to come up with good, solid, postworthy topics.
That's the last six months here. And in celebration of this, err, burnout, take a guess how much blather I put up here for today's wordcount?
(no fair peaking at the post title)
Man, I sure can be an idiot sometimes. A wordy idiot.