Tuesday, November 1, 2011

How do you say "Hey Bubba, hold mah beer" in Russian?

Well, Hold mah vodka?
A drunk taxi driver was caught naked by police in Moscow following a rampage in which he smashed into 17 cars. City police became aware of Vitaly Grodi's erratic driving after he ignored a road sign and refused to stop.

The driver bumped into 17 vehicles including a police van. He also narrowly avoided hitting a school bus. The driver was finally caught by officers who were shocked to find him in nothing but his birthday suit when he emerged from his cab.
Must have been trying to complete Stolichnaya's Glorious Five Year Plan ...

3 comments:

genedunn said...

Эй, Bubba, держать мое пиво!

according to google translate, anyway

ProudHillbilly said...

Haha! I am so sick of the professional "I am offended" crew that it is becoming more and more tempting to say stuff just to be offensive. Although I guess just being a practicing Christian is offensive enough these days.

The Czar of Muscovy said...

Эй, ​​товарищ, несу мой пива.