Brigid writes a hilarious piece about how her Barbie dolls, err, "retired on disability", being replaced by G.I. Joe. Well, why have to choose? Just tactical her up!
The lovely and tactical Mrs. Borepatch likes to accessorize. Looks like Barbie found some Tactical Lip Gloss.
But yeah, I never would have let her in my G.I. Joe space capsule.