Sunday, May 2, 2010

Remember, manners cost you nothing

Even if you're a violent, psychotic criminal:

WITNESSES heard a gunman shout “I’m sorry, I’m sorry” as he fled after shooting a Liverpool taxi driver in the back.

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As he ran off into the close, they approached the car and saw the driver was bleeding heavily. He had been shot through the back of the seat with the bullet travelling right through his body.

Police said their brave actions had given the victim a better chance of surviving his injuries but he was today still critical and fighting for his life after emergency surgery.

Fortunately, Police Constable Plod has a plan to apprehend the criminal:

And they called on the gunman to search his conscience and hand himself in.

Det Chief Supt Tony Doherty, head of the Matrix team, said: ... “We want that man to come forward and explain to us what happened. We cannot get around the fact he had a gun and it has gone off and a man is fighting for his life."

Well, now that sounds like a plan. Although I suspect this whole story is a complete fabrication; I mean, handguns are illegal in Great Britain.

4 comments:

ASM826 said...

Det. Chief Supt. Tony Doherty is the head of the Matrix team, so maybe the shooter brought the gun in with him from Zion.

SiGraybeard said...

He had a gun and it went off?? By itself??

Srsly? Talk about stuck on stupid...

Anonymous said...

"and the gun has gone off"

Oh boy...

Can't get mine to do that. Laying here on the table and it just won't go off!!
Must be faulty?
Anybody else having this problem?
Is my ammo bad?

Anonymous said...

"and the gun has gone off"

Oh boy...

Can't get mine to do that. Laying here on the table and it just won't go off!!
Must be faulty?
Anybody else having this problem?
Is my ammo bad?