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I have an antelope hanging over the bed. I hope to live long enough so that one day a pair of underwear will get flung up there and catch on the rack.More likely a grandchild will use it to play ring toss. :-(
Reading this, I realized that I have antlers and/or horns (longhorns) in every single room of my house - except the bathrooms. I'd probably have them there too, but our bathrooms are small and I try to avoid having things that might gore me where I'm most likely to be nekkid. :)
What you REALLY need is antlers made of... bacon! Then, you could justify hanging the antlers everywhere......and eat your way from room to room...:-D
Aaaaaand now I'll be humming Beauty and the Beast for the rest of the day. Thanks SO much, Borepatch!!
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