Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Nothing I could write would improve on that sentence. part the sixth

TJIC looks on the International Global Warming Movement, and brings the snark:

… while environmentalists pointed to the deadly floods in the Philippines to illustrate the already devastating impact of climate change.

Yes, deadly floods were unknown before Henry Ford bit into the apple of knowledge of good and carbon, which angered Gaia can caused Her to expel us from the garden of sustainable delights and led her to unleash floods upon the world…

3 comments:

Z@X said...

My wife is from Philippines. While the floods are tragic, she says they are nothing new.

Eseell said...

Hail Ford!

Eagle said...

Yup, what James Zachary said.

BTW: the word "typhoon" is Japanese, and means (essentially) a really big wind. The word goes back... well, a long time.

I guess those gas-guzzlers back in 1066 were causing problems then, too...