21 years ago today I married the lovely and ever-youthful Mrs. Borepatch. You can imagine just how much patience the years have taken, on her part.
She's a saint to put up with a wise guy like me, is all I can say.
UPDATE 29 May 2009 10:21: Welcome to visitors from Brigid's place! Take a look around while you're here. If you run Windows XP, you want to read this about a serious security problem, and how to get a fix.