The Crypto Song

OK, now this is triple propeller head security geekdom, but it's pretty darn funny, too. Peteris Krumins has a section of hilarious geeky tech songs on his blog that is an absolute must stop if you work in tech. Or use it.

This is the "Crypto Song", sung to the tune of Harry Belafonte's "Banana Boat" song. Only with crypto lyrics. My favorite part is a perfect description of the security industry:

Safe?
Is it safe?
It’s all safe
Pretty safe
It’s okay
It’s okay-o
Cracker come but he won’t break code

You can just hear the declining confidence as people start to think things through. Never happen in the Real World.

There are a ton more, including "Don't Copy That Floppy" and "Every OS S***s".

The production values are insanely high, so there was some real effort that went into it.