Teh Funny (explaining shooting version)

Scene: The lovely Mrs. Borepatch on the phone with one of her girlfriends, talking about my blogging obsession. The friend's part of the conversation is reconstructed from super-secret illegal NSA wiretaps (Curse you, George W Bush!).

Friend: He blogs about what?

Mrs. Borepatch: Internet security and shooting.

Friend: I can see the security stuff; he's always done that. But shooting?

Mrs. B.: He's met a lot of people here. They went shooting together.

Friend: ??!!

Mrs. B.: It seems pretty harmless. They hung out together and shot stuff.

Friend: Must be like a spa day for men.

Lissa could not be reached for comment.